Archive for the ‘Spotted’ Category

How to Break up With Someone Using Style and Sensitivity

November 18, 2005

239 From the sages at wikiHow comes this new advice…

How to Break up With Someone Using Style and Sensitivity – WikiHow

A Real Handful, No Make That Two

November 17, 2005

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Source: [Dave’s Daily]

Ho Ho Ho!

November 17, 2005

santa.jpgThe UK-based adult toy supply company Ann Summers released a new Santa toy for the upcoming holiday season. The toy is a sweet dispenser that expels a sugary treat from Santa’s johnson. While it doesn’t specify on the website, it appears to be a crotch-lever based mechanism. The name of the jolly ole’ fellow? “Santa’s Coming”.

Spotted on: [Strange New Products]

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Big Feet, Big Heart

November 16, 2005

Or something like that…

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Source: [office-humour.co.uk]

When You Need Help Fast, Call The Bush League

November 15, 2005

Disaster response team… bshl_lg.gif

Source: [T-Shirt Humor.com

$1,000,000 Reward For Lost Dog

November 12, 2005

From San Fransisco Craigslist:

Lost Shih Tzu – Livermore $1,000,000.00* reward!! (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)


Reply to: comm-110614866@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-11, 4:36PM PST

Shih Tzu, Female, 10 yrs old, Light brown with semi black nose and ear tips. Amber Ridge / Portola Glen / Knottingham Park area of Livermore.

*$1,000,000 paid in $1 yearly installments for 1,000,000 years *or* $100 now!

  • no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro

November 12, 2005

Captured in their pre-high school years… napoleon.jpg

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Source: [AllDumb.com]

Women at the Urinal

November 11, 2005

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Source: [AllDumb.com

Bananas and Whipped Cream

November 10, 2005

No explanation whatsoever… bananaman.jpg

Source: [AllDumb.com]

Cock Cement

November 10, 2005

cement.jpgWorks within 30 seconds and lasts for weeks…

Neutered Golfers

November 10, 2005

Now this just seems a bit severe… golfballs_comedyzonenet.jpg

Source: [comedyzone.net

Work Signs

November 9, 2005

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Contributed by: [JWS] 

 

Thought of the Day

November 9, 2005

An enlightening thought for the day… thoughtoftheday1.jpg

Submitted by: [Lexi and Klent] 

Reporter With An Itch

November 9, 2005

There’s an entire camera crew around her. Did she really think that she’d get away with this? pick.jpg

Source: [College Humor

Housewife of the Year

November 9, 2005

Hmmm…if the Swiffer folks had a choice, who do you suppose that they would choose? housewife.jpg

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Source: [davesdaily.com]

More Squirrel Nut News

November 8, 2005

And in related squirrel nut news… squirrelnuts_funkyjunkcom.jpg

Big Pocketknife

November 7, 2005

This guy has one gigantic pocketknife… woodypecker.jpg

The 19th Hole

November 3, 2005

The gallery is silent as he eyes the line on his putt… Oh No! What is this… 19thhole.jpg

Source: [anyfun.net]

50 Beauties and 3 Uglies

November 2, 2005

Better hope that you pick the right night… showsign.jpg

Parenting Skills 101

November 2, 2005

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Some Like It Cold

November 1, 2005

How do you suppose that they check whether the air conditioning is cold enough?

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Source: [ebaumsworld

Back to School Special

October 31, 2005

Who was the marketing genius who cooked up this Back to College sale?

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Source: [Dave’s Daily]

Chalk One Up for the Big Guys

October 31, 2005

You go, big man! You go!

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Spotted at: [College Humor]

Just Plain Blunt

October 30, 2005

No mincing words at this store…

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Source: [Dave’s Daily]

Spotted: Street Signs

October 26, 2005

Great location, one block away from Askratch Avenue…

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Source: [Dave’s Daily]