Scorned Lover With Glue

glue.jpg Gail O’Toole of Westmoreland, Pennsylvania is the jealous type. Five years following a break-up with her boyfriend, the two got back together to discuss life since they were a couple. Apparently, her ex-boyfriend Ken Slabny shouldn’t have mentioned the new love in his life. O’Toole let Slabny sleep over at her place and after he was well on his way to la-la land, out came the glue…

Slaby said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head.When he woke up, Slaby said O’Toole threw him out.He didn’t have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911.

Local police say they have never seen anything like it. The glue could not be removed using standard solvents so nurses at a local hospital had to peel it off. Slaby has filed a suit against O’Toole claiming bodily harm and “impingement of normal bodily functions”. The defense claims that the glue and nail polish were a part of routine sexual acts between the couple.

Source: [WTAE]

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