The Girth Defense

2x4.jpg A 21-year old McMaster University student is using penis size as his defense in a sexual assault case.

The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused’s member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth. He said a woman who has not given birth might have discomfort or tearing if she had intercourse with a penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused.

Defense attorneys took issue with analogies used by the defense:

But Crown attorney Bhavna Bhangu scoffed at the account, noting that Beutling’s reference to his size as a “two-by-four” is an exaggeration compared to the size of the plastic model. “It’s hardly a two-by-four,” she said. She also noted that he has never actually measured himself.

Judgment on the case will occur next month.


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